I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
