I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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