Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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