My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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