Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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