don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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