her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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