you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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