Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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