Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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