All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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