I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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