Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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