i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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