Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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