You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
