You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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