Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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