guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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