P.S. I can't hear my feet
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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