Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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