As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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