i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
