2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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