Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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