It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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