you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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