if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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