Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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