and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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