I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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