It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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