The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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