dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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