I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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