your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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