I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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