i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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