what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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