doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
that is very illegal...i love you.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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