Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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