You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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