talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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