Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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