Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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