Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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