This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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