Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You dont lie about slip and slides
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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