you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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