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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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