I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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